pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

What do you think it is the top of a pineapple

“Oh wow those pineapple hairs are stylish!”
Or
“OMG Betty your pineapples pineapple hairs poked me why would you do that omgggggggg”

by cmmwhitepuppy June 16, 2020

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.

Those are some tall pineapple hairs!

by Despah June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hair

A synonym to the term Pineapple Crown, used in the spongebob video made by Anix. Yes, this is also a word.

Did you chop off the Pineapple Hair dear?

by KuuRi June 16, 2020

Pineapple hair

Pineapple hair is green plant strands that grow out of a pineapple's head.

"Look patrick! We we can hide in the pineapple hair!" Spongebob exclaimed.

by lina haha June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hair

1-The green top of a Pineapple

Anix: I'll just put some trees as pineapple hair

by Who cares who i am? June 16, 2020