woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
by Count Twatula January 11, 2010
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an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.
Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
by Voldypoo February 11, 2010
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count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
by kstrachdeuce September 04, 2007
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Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
by Wildn May 20, 2022
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