by Sexymamijami August 03, 2019
A military reserve that resides in Long Beach, CA, USA (Guess who was born there??). However, it isn't your average reserve. It doesn't protecc the most gold in the world, inside you would find the world's FINEST kush. 420 Blaze It Fagz!
Friend 1: "Yo, dawg, pass da boof."
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
by RuleThatEmpire July 24, 2019
A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
by Slammel May 22, 2022
Fort Laramie is a small town in ohio where all the girls will attempt to take your man and try to ruin your life. And the boys are a bunch of simps with there heads in there a**es. When you go there you will have the erge to slap everyone.
by Urmom2070 October 09, 2021
That fort wookie is ass.
by Hajakdbdboslsb February 22, 2018
The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 07, 2019
A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.
Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.
by Frankenstein's Monster April 16, 2023