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Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021
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Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022
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leave

what my father is a pro at
me:dad we r out of milk

dad:ill go leave and get sum
me :never sees dad again
by u r die April 9, 2021
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to leave church

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021
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leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
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Leaves Bringing Racket

This is a code word that I just made up. It means when someone is being annoying, you mutter it to someone else that understands. Also can be shortened to LBR.
Brother: OmG iM jUsTiN bIeBeR UwU
Sister to friend: Leaves bringing racket
Brother: what?
by BananaBear~1 November 4, 2022
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Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
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