ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Bestie cytosis

Having the best bestie ever being attached to your bff or bestie friend to love them

I love my bestfriend Jeim,She gives me Bestie cytosis

by Helper to define October 20, 2020

Bestie cytosis

Being attached to your bff or bestie, to love them and appreciate them

I have Bestie cytosis for my bestie Jeim

by Helper to define October 20, 2020

Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020

Bestie Not-bestie

Jazlyn
Synonyms: pookie, bookie butt

"You're my bestie not-bestie because %%%% is being a bitch."

by zoiup May 17, 2023

October 15 bestie

October 15 admire your bestfriend
and show them that you care for them deeply <3

You: here
BFF(s) :what thanks for the chocolate?
You: you're welcome
Bff: why tho?

You: because it's October 15 bestie

by Youknowwhoitsyoboo October 16, 2022

the best bestie ever

the best bestie friend bestie in the entire world is karlee. she is so cool and swaggy and poggers and hot and awesome and likes to ride horses. we stan her. i love you karlee. MWAH!!

oh, thats the best bestie ever Karlee!!

by ratalouis March 17, 2022