Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

sneeze

To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.

Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.

"Dude, you just sneezed him."
"Yeah, coz Butcher can deal the highest DPS in this game."

by ACKOON June 21, 2021

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

sneeze shy

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.

emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"

by raddy daddy June 15, 2020

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.

"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".

by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017