Shoulders

Another word for fat, heavy, big boned

Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.

by No mane May 24, 2020

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006

shouldercock

Forcing someone else to carry out your duties/tasks, or ignoring someone who depends on you in order to perform his or her duties/tasks.

Oren told Rick yesterday that I'll pick him up from the hotel. He didn't tell me anything about it, and I just leaned about it on my way to the office. He totally shouldercocked me!!!

by Ariel "Sami" Adar March 21, 2011

Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.

When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.

by Supermama October 18, 2008

señor hairy-shoulders

A Curly haired male who sits shirtless in front of the telly playing on his xbox all day long. Has extremely hairy shoulders and can usually name most of the weapons from call of duty.

Alex Mcdonald is señor hairy-shoulders

señor hairy-shoulders took Courtenay home last friday night

by herpsderpyherp October 12, 2011

bacon shoulders

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual

im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!

by matt porter April 23, 2008

Slopey Shouldered

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness

Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.

by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011