1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.
2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.
2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.
1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."
2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."
2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."
by Croganizer March 1, 2014
Get the Road Browniemug. The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.
Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 20, 2019
Get the Road Rapemug. "Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
by EMF0X June 7, 2018
Get the Spoon in the Roadmug. by Imogenus April 4, 2009
Get the on da roadmug. There was akink in the road that really bothered me because I was on a smooth road so it made my car jump up randomly and scared me because I wasn't prepared.
by Randomwords22 June 5, 2018
Get the kink in the roadmug. by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017
Get the Road bevmug. when someone is giving you head so you turn their entire body CLOCKWISE with their tongue out so they clean your hairs at the same time, if they get dizzy then turn them anticlockwise
by Lil_fiddler February 22, 2021
Get the road sweepermug.