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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
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Pen is

Your pen is what?
P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?
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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
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Rwyt tin pen piden
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Pen

Slang for a vaporizer, e-cigarette, or e-hookah.
Person 1: "Yo, you bring your pen today?"
Person 2: "Nah man."
Person 1: "Damn. I need a buzz."
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strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red
dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....
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