A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 29, 2024
A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire
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by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022
An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.
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A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.
That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!
by Cosmond May 11, 2018
slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location
by iimZaach February 21, 2011