My phone

My life

First example -> Kid: Lemme get out my phone
Second example -> Parents: Get off of your phone! Kid:

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

my nigga loc

the phrase that nigga stunna boy be sayin

i like em 15 14 and 16 my nigga loc

by Cancer as shit June 27, 2022

My Singing Monsters (MSM)

A game where you collect and breed monsters, which make beautiful songs! (Monsters shown below)

I just got an Epic Furcorn in My Singing Monsters (MSM)

by ✿ Partum Ignavum ✿ July 18, 2022

My Penguin

The Person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.

From a Pon and Zi commic:

"Did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"

"...Will you be My Penguin?"

by ChaoticallyJo March 5, 2009

My Life Is Twilight

A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.

My Life Is Twilight sucks.

by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

My Brother in Christ

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".

*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

by Elob Kusk June 11, 2022