Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude
by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017
Get the skyler johnsonmug. The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.
Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010
Get the Vanilla Johnsonmug. A kid on the bus. He records YouTube videos under the name Minecraft awesome parodys and gains thousaBDS of views.
by Master sorcerer 318 May 11, 2018
Get the Owen Johnsonmug. is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.
Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson
No, cus im Boris johnson
by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010
Get the Jump-to-it Johnsonmug. by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019
Get the SC Johnsonmug. 