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Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming
Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
by El daddio December 11, 2022
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Jimmy Johnson

Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
person 1: hey how are you
jimmy johnson: hey man, my name is jimmy johnson
person 1: nevermind.
by void_> April 26, 2023
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SC Johnson

Person 1: You seen that SC Johnson Company ad?
Person: Yea, the slogan is so Catchy!
by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019
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diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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kayla johnson

the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜
who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !
by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018
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ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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