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Jabadabadoo

A person who cant take a fucking joke. (AKA. Beabadobee)
People who can sing fucking majestically (AKA saint von/young boi) VS People who cant sing for shit and cant take a fucking joke (AKA Beabadobee/Babayaga/Jabadabadoo)
by Mr Prolapse February 24, 2025
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Jabari Wright

In love with one person only and their name starts with a M and ends with a Lianna
you’re such a Jabari Wright,Jabari
by Jabagoat March 22, 2025
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Jabbar

The act of using one's vehicle (usually a large pickup truck) to run over an individual or a multitude of individuals who wont move the f*ck out of the way.
If they don't stop taking their sweet time on that cross-walk, I will jabbar their asses.
by oldboeing747 June 6, 2025
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Jabar/River

Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)

Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.

He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.

Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.

River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.

Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.

Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”

“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
by Vril June 24, 2025
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Jabanyan

A word you can use to describe your dislike towards foreigners in your country.
"Look at that jabayan over there". Or
"That person over there is such a jabanyan".
by Toxeenz August 21, 2025
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Jabba the hutt

Jabba the hutt is my best friends mum. She's super sexy and I love fucking her every night. She's easy to slide into as she's slimy and also huge but. That pussy still tight af. I reckon if you want an easy girlfriend then get yourself a friend whos mum looks like jabba the hutt.

P.S I love you Julie aka jabba the hutt aka jabbie
Me: "omg jabba the hutt is so fucking hot"
Olivia: "dude, you say this everyday.. I get it, ok?.."
by Lukeskywalkerswifebtw September 11, 2025
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