Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooker Bait

A person who attracts hookers. Hookers will instinctively be drawn to this type of person as they reek of desperation and cash.

"I'm surprised Vince Offer is still on infomercials..that guy is total hooker bait."

by DueApril8th2010 April 5, 2010

hooker cheese

The nasty stain and residue in a hookers panties and/or on her pussy.

Yo that bitch had the hooker cheese g string!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008

hooker cooker

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

by bizznitch November 21, 2007

Brooker Hooker

A girl who's name is usually Brook,that is hated by everyone for being a well...hooker.

OMGAWD,Brooker Hooker is coming this way cover your nose,or smell her dirty cunt.

by ohhaiit'sme May 12, 2009

Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

by ericinnes April 1, 2011