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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
mugGet the Frosted Flakesmug.

Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
mugGet the Bran flakemug.

Flake

A person who plans to do something or promises to hang out but never comes through. Often times they will lag for hours or make an excuse why they couldn't show up, but it’s really cap.
“wow niyamae really said she would bring me a Mcflurry but she flaked on me”

“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
by RandySavage!8 April 4, 2024
mugGet the Flakemug.

No-flakes

One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
mugGet the No-flakesmug.

flake fool

You invite you boy out and he checks with his woman before he decides.
I don't want want to be a flake fool. Let me see what my girl says first.
by anonymous April 14, 2021
mugGet the flake foolmug.

Flake

Hey yo, you get any flake?
by bareskets July 29, 2018
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