Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023

A person who plans to do something or promises to hang out but never comes through. Often times they will lag for hours or make an excuse why they couldn't show up, but it’s really cap.
“wow niyamae really said she would bring me a Mcflurry but she flaked on me”
“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
by RandySavage!8 April 4, 2024

by Mucho_mango_bruh May 5, 2021

One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

by anonymous April 14, 2021
