When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.
“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”
“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”
“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”
by gasp December 21, 2021
Get the Transgender Fender Bender mug.Fencing is a sport derived from western swordfighting. In its modern form, it is like a linear, low-impact form of boxing. Electronics are now used to detect hits (or "touches") and the game is more about strategy and skill than strength.
It has three main forms - foil (only hit opponent's torso, all hits made with point), épée (hit anywhere, can only use point) and sabre (hit torso, arms and head using any part of the blade inc. point). Foil and sabre have a system called "right of way" for decided who gets the points. In épée, if you hit, you score a point.
It is "explosive" - meaning most of the actions done will be rapid changes of pace (as opposed to say, "endurance" activities like running marathons or satisfying one's girlfriend).
It has three main forms - foil (only hit opponent's torso, all hits made with point), épée (hit anywhere, can only use point) and sabre (hit torso, arms and head using any part of the blade inc. point). Foil and sabre have a system called "right of way" for decided who gets the points. In épée, if you hit, you score a point.
It is "explosive" - meaning most of the actions done will be rapid changes of pace (as opposed to say, "endurance" activities like running marathons or satisfying one's girlfriend).
A: Did you see the Olympic fencing?
B: Some - it's the only one where you can't see how fit the athletes are because they're wearing three layers of kit and metal blocks on their heads.
A: You're not a fencer, are you?
B: Some - it's the only one where you can't see how fit the athletes are because they're wearing three layers of kit and metal blocks on their heads.
A: You're not a fencer, are you?
by Dingostoran October 7, 2008
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Get the Fender mug.1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.
2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"
(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"
(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"
(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"
(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"
2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"
(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"
(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"
(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"
2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
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