Elijah

He don’t give a shit

Elijah don’t really fucking care

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Elijah

the sexiest man on this planet and he has a BBC or a PHD

OMG look at that Elijah he is good in bed

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

Elijah

an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason

ugh do you see that guy
hes such an Elijah

by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

by Laconic February 3, 2022

Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

The sweetest man you’ll ever meet makes you laugh has the best eyes in the world and he’s a big teddy bear. He can also have red flags like being disrespectful at times to others but never to the people who loves him the most.

Elijah is the man for me

by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.

1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that

by Markkk123 January 24, 2022