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Batman

A man who is not comfortable with him self

He will want to anything to create vengeance, he may have a small penis but he is the world savior
Dam Daniel your Batman bro no hurry up and stick your dick in my ass
by TajBigBoy March 18, 2022
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Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman
by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022
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Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
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batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN
batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped
by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021
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Batman

Abbreviation for

Big
Angry
Testosterone fuelled
Man
Attacking at
Night

BATMAN
Guy - Holy shit is that BATMAN?
Guy 2 - He looks big, angry and testosterone fuelled
by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021
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To batman

To unalive one's parents
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"
by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023
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