butterfly ass kiss

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.

Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

by anonymous53987568 August 14, 2012

MSN Butterfly

A suit of this is worn during ritual mating acts between Robert Pronounced Satan and his girlfriend.

I love you guys!

by aloneinthelight March 29, 2004

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 5, 2010

The Aging Butterfly Effect

When a woman reaches a certain age and begins to question her beauty. In search of validation, she posts photoshopped, old, blurry or angled photos on the internet.

I feel sorry for Beyoncé. She's clearly got the aging butterfly effect because she's posting doctored photos.

by Steal Magnolya November 11, 2014

roast beef butterfly

extra skin around labia that sticks out like wings from the actual pussy hole...resembles shaved roast beef like you would find on a sandwich from Arby's

she was hot, but her vagina had roast beef butterfly

by braindead cant bowl October 21, 2008

Breaking the butterfly cage

The act of tearing the vaginal wall during rough sex. Usually caused by a very clumsy or well endowed man.

Guy 1: So did you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh hell yea, I spent all night breaking the butterfly cage.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that painful for her?
Guy 2: Who cares, I got laid!
Guy 1: SEX!
Guy 2: SEX!

by TheHaystack January 24, 2011

The Butterfly Effect

Sound like the Beatles.

Lame

by ! August 18, 2003