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Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.
“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”
by Nugba July 18, 2020
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019
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Alan

by Borderbunny34 December 6, 2024
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Alan

A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
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Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025
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Karter-alan mcKarter

one of the main protaganists from the webtoon a very funny series with skits and giggles and the 10-year-old younger brother of tiffanii sue mcKarter. poor Karter tho. he literally gets stalked by freaking yanderes, ghosts and even his own parents all the time. now that i realize it, Karter is the only normal one in his family.
coperson 1: did you know karter-alan mcKarter is normal?
person 2: bruh everyone kinda is
person 1: compaired to a alien from another dimension, a psychopathic girl with a extra eye (literally) a woman addicted to looking at bugs, and a man with an ED, he's pretty normal.
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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