Jack

A tall, skinny, blonde Caucasian kid with a brain to rival Patrick Starr and Big dick energy to rival Dwayne Johnson. He spends too much time online and never goes outside. Generally nice when you meet him, but gradually becomes more and more of an ass as you get to know him.

Wow Jack this is the fourth time you’ve told me to “Kazoom off a A cliff with a bus full of special ed kids” in 45 minutes. It’s not funny anymore

by Yung Crepe June 29, 2020

Jack

A strong minded man or boy, often gymnast and a show off, dates a lot of girls, steels and brown hair. Works hard and shows off his gynastic skills

Girl: "why would i date u, u have nearly gone out with the hole school"

Boy: " i know eight im such a jack

by ~Da- banta~ June 11, 2015

Jacking In

To jerk your dick until you cum into a girls vagina because it is too loose and you are getting bored.

Oh man, Miley's pussy was so loose last night that I ended up spending the last 20 minutes Jacking In her.

by UrMomsBujina July 15, 2010

jack

a complete animal in bed he is the god of sex he is soo sexy normally has green/blue eyes they normally love there girl friends soo much they have massive penises aprox 12434234" long and they are verry loving in bed :) and they normally have girl friends called holly who are verry beautiful and awesome

jack

by jdfafas December 1, 2011

jacks

the alternative for five pounds sterling

" yes bruv that will be a jacks (£5)"

by rasoool March 26, 2003

Jack

jack is a kind lad, but has moobs and needs to get laid

"hey did you hear about jack?"
"Yea, about him still been a virgin?"

by the man1174 September 29, 2012

Jack

A word used to describe the act of masturbating. Saying you are "visiting Jack" implies to others (who know what it means) that you are on your way to masturbate. However, the term "visiting Jack" isn't the only term that can be used to describe the act of masturbating, you can also say "I'm having a drink with Jack", or "I had a long convo with Jack", etc. Just make it sound as if Jack is a person, but be very vague about it. Get creative with what you say.

"Hey bro, how have you been?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just on my way to meet Jack"
"Oh... I get you. Have fun, bro!"

by PoopSexBalls May 13, 2020