by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
Get the Landon savinomug. Landon is the perfect guy! Other than his loyalty he has an amazing personality. He can always make you smile no matter what mood your in. he will always have is friends back NO MATTER WHAT. Landon loves to hang out with his friends anytime and he is always the wild one in the group, but he is also the mom of the group! SOMETIMES he can make mistakes, but he always finds a way to make up for it ALWAYS! Landon has a lot of friends, he isn't noticed regularly at school, but he would get noticed ion people got to know him. Landon is devoted to sports, but little do people know he's good at sports like basketball and football.
by kayxzy April 7, 2020
Get the Landonmug. by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.
by RömzTwiz January 22, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Long story short girls wanna fuck landon because he’s athletic,tall,wealthy,caring, and most importantly has a big dick I’m talking 8 inches 100% of the time.Landon waits for women to ask him out because he’s to busy in life to ask them.
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
Get the Landonmug.