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Date-whammy

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.
I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."
by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011
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dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.
I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.
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spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.
Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date
by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010
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parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.
by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015
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sea dating

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.
by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018
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date block

The state of acting like total idiot in front of a date, cute guy/girl or friend in which you like
Cutee guy:hey what's up
Girl:uh hi um not much
Cute guy: your face is red
Girl: oh um (looking down) its really hot in here
Cute guy : your getting date block aren't you
by bimbocrackhead April 3, 2009
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Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.
"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"
by i_bendover87 March 3, 2015
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