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National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022
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national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate
Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day
by Flame___ March 18, 2022
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National Delete Your IG Account Day

delete any account that you don’t want or want to drop somebody but don’t know how
“Damnn today national delete your ig account day, shii i been wanting to drop shorty for a while now lemme delete this fake acc”
by Trey Trey 2 goated March 22, 2022
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National Give your Lover a kiss day

National Give your lover a kiss day
by bo_bo October 9, 2021
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national ask your girl for sex day

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!
Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?

Her: No it’s October 21

Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈
by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021
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On September 16 you are legally required to curb stomp ollie in the nuts or face up to 5 years in federal prison
Uh oh its national curb stomp ollie in the nuts day you know what that means
by danielmcael October 11, 2021
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Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.
National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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