eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

New identity

These people make new identities over a video game because they either get bullied into making one or don’t want to get uploaded

Kiraency is a new identity

by a ㅤ March 10, 2022

King's new pfp

ugly ass duck

Person1: Did you see King's new pfp?
Person2: Yeah that's an ugly ass duck.

by Oxalis Cate January 9, 2022

New York

Famous american city, also known as the non-capital of the United States. It isn't the capital of the New York State too.

-Well, Timmy, do you know wich is the capital of the United States?
-Of course, it's New York!
-Sorry, wrong answer

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.

Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

by Aspiring Hoe June 14, 2024

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021