mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009

nothing is there
by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
by silence wench February 13, 2022

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
by Me, John October 16, 2021

by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021
