friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by anonymous August 16, 2024

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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

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Dionne Warwick and Friends

(noun) a drinking game in which participants call out a name and either drink (if the person named IS NOT a friend of Dionne Warwick), or do not drink (if the person named IS a friend of Dionne Warwick)

We stayed up until 4 AM playing Dionne Warwick and Friends last night. I got so wasted.

by Marv3001 August 8, 2025

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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

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