National give Rio rogers head day

On April 26 everyone in the UK has to offer Rio rogers a bj

Hey Rio I heard it's national give Rio rogers head day would you like me to give you a bj

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

August 2nd, go ask your crush out!!

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.

by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

National Send Your GF Money Day

This occurs every year on October 14. You should’ve been cuffed by this time because fall is cuffing season. If you don’t give your girl $, she should break up with you.

Omg oscar! It’s October 14! Have you given your girl your entire check yet?

No mark, what are you talking about?

Mark: Its National Send Your GF Money Day today!

Oscar: whatttttttt

by UnknownSumbrayro October 8, 2022

National expose your friends on ft day

Posting you friends horrible moments on FaceTime

Me : haven’t you heard?
Friend: about what???
Me: it’s National expose your friends on ft day❗️
Friend : Frr aii betttt

by Yannaaa pooh October 8, 2019

National Bully your smallest friend day

December 11th, national bully your smallest friend day. Your welcome

National bully your smallest friend day is when you bully your friend that is shorter than you

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

National slap a bitch day December 12th

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad

*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

by Luca_gamin November 14, 2022