crack a fat

cracking a fat is an australian slang for 'getting' a boner usealy unententualy can also be 'cracking a fatty' or 'craxking a fatty' 'cracking a fat'

friend: okay lemme just adjust your pants

friend two: allright mate not my fault if i crack a fat

by big man my man May 12, 2023

Fat

a term to describe lethally obese people who have sweaty rolls of fat all over themselves. They are so fat that the toilet breaks when they try to go poop. Specifically, these people are named Alex and tend to have blonde hair, stinky feet and a hot ass best friend.

Raya: Hey Alex, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Alex: When I sat down the toilet broke and I got stuck in the bowl because I'm so fat.

by FrostyDots April 23, 2022

fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.

The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.

by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016

fat ryleigh

when someone in your line of sight is 10 times the size of the average obese person and they just want to make you end your life with no regrets.

stop being a fat ryleigh i beg of you.

by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024

Jonaenae fat

jonaenae is fat this is a fact and jonaenae is used if someone is a fat and goofy

jonaenae fat is funny

by Chris11837 August 3, 2021

Fat Bottom Lip

When someone talks a lot of smack; wise ass.

"Ayo! Did you see the way Nico straight told the professor his science homework and him didn't have Chemistry and that's why he couldn't turn it in!? He got a fat bottom lip!"

by Blondegoddess April 21, 2021

Fat girl stilt

When a fat girl has such a big belly she can't reach her vagina to utilize a sex toy for masturbation.

I attached the fat girl stilt to the end of my dildo. I hold the stick and can finally maneuver the dildo because I can reach over my belly.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022