Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 01, 2024
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Cum whispers

Involves a group of men in a line, with the leader ejaculating into the adjacent man’s mouth. The men pass the cum from mouth to mouth, with the objective of not spilling any, until it reaches the last individual who is blindfolded and must guess correctly the original cum source!
Last night me and the boys got crazy last night and played a round of cum whispers
by SnakeyMick June 05, 2024
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cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"
by DigitalAegis February 13, 2024
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Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa
by The wisdom man January 30, 2020
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Sissy cum slut

A submissive feline man who dresses and acts like a young boy. He loves guzzling and choking down milky white semen from other men.
Person 1: Jack acts like a fucking sissy cum slut

Person 2: I know, they’re a sponge for cum
by JasonP83673 February 05, 2024
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Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022
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Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 08, 2022
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