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Eat Your Friends Day

April 28th is a day celebrated in the voraphilia / vore fanbase as "Eat Your Friends Day." On April 28th, you will, as the name suggests, eat your friends
Shadowtalon: Hey guys, did you hear it's national Eat Your Friends Day?

Sprinkledust: I did! I'm gonna eat all my friends :3

Todd: Whoa
by TheSnekDen April 28, 2025
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Friends

by ack555 February 17, 2019
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Best friend

A person that thinks like you, is smart like you, pretty as you, and both are some bad ass bitches who don’t give a fuck about anyone else because y’all got each other.
Who are you close to!”
“My best friend who’s also a queen like me
by dictionary_who123 July 5, 2019
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Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024
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friends

a great example of things i dont have
friends are for losers anyways :(
by _some dude_ February 6, 2022
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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
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Friends

say they are your friends but fail to include you in anything and treat you differently. #yassqueen
by faevenareyou February 10, 2020
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