Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.

JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?

by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019

Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.

Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.

by Adrian666 September 15, 2022

fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.

Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea

by Stdclanjsp November 19, 2022

friend-zoned

When a man pretends to befriend a woman with fake good intentions and the woman reciprocates with true friendship only to be gaslighted by the man that she should have known he feels entitled to sex with her from the start.

A made-up condition by men who lie to try to get what they want.

Decent person: Kyle totally friend-zoned Kyra but made her think it was her fault.
Rational person: Typical Kyle.

by DanceDance22 November 15, 2022

Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May

You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day

by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

Friends

Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")

Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.

by KoolKid2007 May 12, 2019