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squirrely cheese

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out
My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup
by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016
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Cock Cheese

ADJ: A commonly used word to describe gay niggers that have dried nut near the genital region and outside the scrotum.
Example of Cock Cheese: Ewwww, Dontavious the gay kid from class fucked Jeremy and I can see Cock Cheddar running down his leg!!!!!
by WhitePowerEnslaver January 7, 2022
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Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down
Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down
by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025
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no cheese on the table

"Man said he was gonna whoop me, but I think he's got no cheese on the table!"

"Yeah doig, yain't got nun to worry bout!"
by SpinklePantz March 3, 2021
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cheese licker

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.
Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.
by grizloy March 7, 2024
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Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010
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Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
by MNEman14 November 8, 2010
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