head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

bobble head robbery

when a girl who is very good at giving oral sex sucks your dick and stops before you cum and leaves you with your pants at your ankles in front of her house.

damn she pulled a bobble head robbery on my ass in front of her house

by peavine jennings October 14, 2009

fershtunkene tuchos-head

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.

Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'

by raha December 4, 2005

head full of snakes

Crazy. Full of issues or other baggage.

Dude, I'd hit that if she didn't have a head full of snakes.

by AdamWozniak September 18, 2007

Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.

Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!

by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015

Head shot warrior

Headshot Warrior is a woman or person that only posts photos on online dating sites from their upper chest and face only basically a headshot because they are hiding the fact that they are overweight

Bro that chick's face pictures were so pretty on that dating app ! I should have known better when all she had were head shot warrior photos?I showed up on the date and she weighed 100 lbs more than me. I'm sick of all these headshot Warriors !!

by the racist ginger May 28, 2019

indian head camp

honestly the best fucking place on the planet. A place where you can escape reality to be yourself with your best friends in the universe. Honestly, if you go to Indian head camp you’re in luck because there are not many places on earth that have rock my soul competitions every Friday, the world famous Nancy tucker performances, baked snake each day for lunch, watching cotton candy colored sunset skies, weekly trips to Capra cinemas, and most importantly, waiting each summer to see the Welcome Home sign. My head always lives there and the memories last forever. Camp that we love

Concerned parent: where should I be sending my child to summer camp?
Every IHC camper: INDIAN HEAD CAMP!! It is the most special meaningful place on earth. It’s where I can really be my truest self and a place I have found my best friends and family.

by campforever18431 February 11, 2018