National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

d**ktionary

Censored word dictionary.

When you censor “d*c” in dictionary

Guy: I just found the word “Moe” on Urban D**ktionary!

Boy: What are you doing?

by F. K. June 27, 2020

B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

G-d

A written replacement for "God" sometimes used by Jewish people

Person 1: "Oh my G-d did you see that?"
Person 2: "Girl we're talking over text how would i have seen that"

by japan. May 4, 2023

darren d

When a man urinates on an Asian woman in the shower ...

(Preferably a Malaysian woman)

I gave that Vietnamese bitch the Darren D last night !!!

by Torre' November 8, 2013

The Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.

Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.

by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025

McClarence-d

When you’re mate runs away from your squad in fortnite and gets obnoxiously and brutally annihilated then has the audacity to complain that there squad are bad teammates for leaving them.

The crappy fortnite player: WHY TF DID YOU LEAVE ALONE TO DIE THERE FFS!?

Logical, good fortnite player: Mate, you were the one that McClarence-d.

by YABOI18 February 15, 2018