Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019

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Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

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Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018

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The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".

Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!

by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018

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Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.

"im nut pro" - a friend.

by Shínobu December 22, 2018

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Trojan Nut

cuck

Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid

"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"

"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."

by Biggest Chungus December 27, 2018

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