cunt sucking bitch

a bitch

victoria called joshlynn a cunt sucking bitch

by ur friend poppy April 14, 2017

angry cunt shot

two shots of whiskey, beer, and pre-workout powder. Mix up and enjoy!

What the fuck are you about the drink bro?

It's an angry cunt shot ya bishassssss

by yabishhasshoe April 4, 2014

oh shit cunt

This is a thing you have to yell out loud when people are reminiscing about inane things because irony and bullshit have become the primary cultural currency of our pathetic generation.

"Hey, did you ever hear about Thundercats?"
"I remember that! Did you ever hear about Mouse Trap the board game?"
"I remember that! Did you ever hear about the Superbowl Shuffle?"
"OH SHIT CUNT!"

by van veen March 23, 2010

Brutal As Fuck Cunt

Basically means that something is very, very brutal.

Opeth's new album is Brutal as fuck cunt!

by bluespirit December 3, 2010

Cancun cunt dagger

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.

I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.

by feebaggk September 13, 2011

Cunt Crock-Pot

The womb of a female. When pregnant, the crock-pot is "cookin'".

She's cookin' up a storm in the 'ole cunt crock-pot.

by Lesbionic January 15, 2008

ritchie cunt ripper

when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.

I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.

by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006