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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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jACk SawYEr

a guy whos ex got pregnant from her stepborther- kinda werid
has no longer top lip but hhuuuuuge bottom lip
hey jACk SawYEr wanna make out?
Im spit sisters with alot of jACk SawYEr's exs.
by maevedorrisiday May 20, 2018
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Jack

Can be the boy of your dreams or can be someone really rude to you but he is still a cute guy and all of the girl love him weather He is rude or sweet
Jack is so cute or jack is so rude but he is so cute
by 🌹 rose101 October 18, 2018
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Jack Ruby'd

When a person commits murder and then dies of cancer.
Remember that one time last year when that one guy got Jack Ruby'd?
by when you burn your eggs September 28, 2020
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shadow jacking

shadow jacking is where you are jacking off secretively like in a meeting room, in public(Just don't get a charge) or at a party
"Late at night, he thought no one was watching, but little did he know his roommate caught him shadow jacking behind the curtain, thinking the darkness made him invisible"
by Succc33d June 21, 2025
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Absolutely Jacked

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
by Steenmachine December 24, 2021
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Jack

The most wonderful guy in the world. He's a literal angel, a literal light in the form of a human. He's a great person, a true gentleman, who has amazing jokes. He's adorable and sweet, and an overall really awesome person. We should all be very happy he exists, because he's the best person in the universe.
Jack is an angel.
by voreasseat February 13, 2022
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