Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

dust me off

get rid off someone by ignoring them

he 'dust me off' the cunt

by facenbear1 October 19, 2010

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

by mysterado May 20, 2019

Lay Me Down

a phrase said to a partner asking for head.

Guy: “lay me down.”
Girl: “bet.”

by Jung Teo August 19, 2021

dont chat to me

when someone is piss off at you and argument and they dont have no where else to go with it.

after throwing a few punches and argument because he was piss off that you carry fish in house. so and so told his wife dont chat to me ...

by assole magnet December 25, 2021

Make me cum

What you hear ur mom saying at three am also known as ur mom getting fucked

Ohh yes baby make me cum

by Ur moms pussy hair. Com November 25, 2021