bust nut

The verb, to shower.

Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"

by Captain Rev May 4, 2020

One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.

Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked

by Sukon medick May 20, 2025

Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world

iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

nut grab

When a male or female usually female graves testicles/nuts of a male and squeeze’s nuts slightly to where the male can’t

Run away or not follow the person that is doing the nut grab and once the nut grab is almost over the person adds more pressure to the nuts to the Point where the male will lay on the floor so the male can’t get up again when nut grab stops

1: my balls are sore after my mom nut grabbed in the house to get me to leave

2:if you don’t get in the car you’ll get nut gabbed

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020