Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.

1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.

by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009

fat cunt destroyer

A fat cunt destroyer, destroys fat cunts.

Tom: Man, Bruno is a real fat cunt destroyer.

Jill: Affirmative! He sure did destroy my fat cunt!

by Camerooskie November 14, 2016

crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

virtual cunt nugget

A lame-ass, pre-law-schoolin' white-boy who uses computer genius to make everyone else look like fucktards. He wears a fucked up argyle sweater and has glasses that can see through a brotha's soul. Cracker don't know shit about the streets. Like a Bill Gates kinda mothafucka, covered in vaginal discharge. Also known as a VCN.

Dude 1: What da fucks dat nigga doin?
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.

by duncecapD February 11, 2009

Cunt-eyed Nigger

Derogatory word for a chinese person.

Yo, did you see that cunt-eyed nigger run past us in Chinatown?

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

Cunt-fetti

Cunt-fett-ee (noun)
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.

Me: "Was with Bae last night. Gave her the cunt-fetti, and the party ensued."
Friend: "dude! that's killer"

by Aborro Watabonosk August 26, 2015

Cunt ass bitch

Cunt ass bitch.... Someone who is completely spineless and cowardly. Someone who refuses to take responsibility for their own actions always looking for someone to blame. Someone who thinks they are above the rules and will do and say anything to get their way.

That cunt ass bitch wouldn't face me when I confronted them about what they said.

by Blahdyblahblahblah October 12, 2016