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You woke the wrong dog

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you
*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"
by Black T August 23, 2016
mugGet the You woke the wrong dogmug.

beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.
I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!
by Jan-man September 22, 2017
mugGet the beat his ass wokemug.

Woke up Losing

It the feeling you get when your really hung over from the night before and just feel like you woke up on the losing team.
Dude 1. Man you look aweful
Dude 2. yeah I woke up losing today.
by Jacy C December 22, 2008
mugGet the Woke up Losingmug.
A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.
That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.
by Barrumundii August 23, 2019
mugGet the woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cupmug.

go woke or go broke

This is an elite form of blacklisting non-Leftists in media and entertainment.
In Hollywood the rule is go woke or go broke!
by I, Wreckerrr March 10, 2021
mugGet the go woke or go brokemug.

i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy
person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"
by 2dollars April 9, 2022
mugGet the i just woke upmug.

woke-n-boke

v. A not so secretive slang term for wake and bake. It is the act of waking up and partaking in a marijuana smoking session. Origins Nameday 2007 after a group of 14 year olds couldn't finish their stash for the night.
Brugger- yo im down for a woke-n-boke after breakfast.
Mark- oh hell yeah son do we still have a roach?
Elias- My dude we have four!
by ERGeezy October 18, 2009
mugGet the woke-n-bokemug.

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