Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022

The knot

To tie a knot

Can you tue the knot

by Lionheadbunny January 6, 2022

buffalo knot

A buffalo knot is the part in between your ball sack and butthole. The buffalo knot is the most majestic part of the human body.

Wow! Your buffalo knot is so nice, can I touch it?

by mastersteve101 May 16, 2022

Pull a knot

It means to hang your self. Aka commit suicide.

Person 1:Hah, I really could pull a knot rn. Person 2:Why? Person 1: I don’t want to be here…

by ScarTheDragon April 18, 2022

Knotted

Knotted

She wants be knotted

by Athlete mal November 17, 2021

Knot

A knot is a wad of cash, a clump of money, a roll of bills, cash money.

A girl says " if you want to go with me then drop another knot".

by Turbo uber X February 4, 2022