Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022
by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022
a quick squad trained in warfare, use sniper only and are considered wild. Communcation with a ranger can be hard as they tend to bite other humans. Once a ranger bites onto you they don't let go.
- Do u wanna get close up so we have a chance 2 fight that ranger?
- No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
- No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
by OriginalOB January 04, 2017
by enricorome February 11, 2010
When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"
by Krodinn June 04, 2024
A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.
by 911Mongo June 08, 2019
When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew
Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew
Friend 2: not the booty dew
Friend 2: not the booty dew
by korean phil January 14, 2023