tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel

She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!

by Michael Hodge July 19, 2003

Cross Tossed

Another word for 'Cross Faded', to be drunk and high at the same time.

Damn dude after I hit that bowl at the party I was so cross tossed I didn't know which way was up.

I've been there many times my friend.

by The Griz Brotherhood October 06, 2009

pigeon toss

to be dumped by someone you weren't really interested in anyway.

I can't believe you got pigeon tossed by that delusional creepazoid, but whatever.

by lavendurz March 18, 2011

toss the standard

1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter

'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'

beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'

'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'

by gert mandem April 01, 2007

vag toss

you must either be fingering a girl or have your hand in her vagina for any reason. You the grab a hold the best you can and pull to the side, over your head, etc. This will launch the girl vagina first....thus a vag toss

I was fingering her but she kept nagging me so I vag tossed her

by jim bobbit June 04, 2009

toss off

A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007

toss salads

Well, to basically go around and, you know.... toss salad

Someone here knows how to toss salad

by Nitrof D. Recneps April 30, 2005