saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

the black tooth grin

the black tooth grin is traditionlly deinfed as a popular pantera drink with a shot of wiskey and coca-cola. WRONG the black tooth grin is either a shot of jack daniels and coke not coca-cola, cocaine! Dime Bag would be rolling in his fucking grave if knew that people were mocking his favorite drink in such a horrendous way

I added some cocaine to my jack daniels and it gave me the black tooth grin.

by Adam Fultz August 27, 2007

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

snaggle-toothed liger

A liger with an extremely fucked up tooth. Also used as a euphamism for "Holy Shit"

"I just banged three vietnamese cows..."
"Ooohhh snaggle-toothed liger!"

by adamg04 September 4, 2006

rim jobing a tooth brush

when your best friend sticks your tooth brush up their butt and then dosnt tell you .

(gigggle giggle) Nikki: "whats so funny "
Ashlyn:"nothing"
Hahnnah: "she rim jobed your tooth brush lol)
(histaricall laughing)
yup "rim jobing a tooth brush"= best prank ever

by assberry January 1, 2012