tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

by c2l2 April 30, 2020

Tommy G

This guy is a nock off mario and loves to bark at his dog! :)

Tommy G is a crazy little mario man! ;)

by Leo is mole rat January 30, 2020

Tommy Adesalu

A boy that gets all the girls. He moves from one to another like it’s it’s nothing.

Omg look at Tommy Adesalu , he’s talking to another girl.

by T1-2-saucey October 26, 2019

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Meet my Tommy McMurty everyone. We met last October." "Oh my god, you finally found your own Tommy McMurty, I'm so happy for you."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy Nelson

He looks similar to chicken little although he is tall. That is unlike chicken little. Though Tommy has bad eyes, he wears contacts unlike chicken little who wears glasses. Those are the only differences.

Tommy Nelson is a bitch

by Dog with no nipples April 8, 2019