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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

womb ticket

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.
by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020
mugGet the womb ticketmug.

Woofer tickets

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?
mugGet the Woofer ticketsmug.

walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
mugGet the walking ticketmug.

Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
mugGet the Expired Lottery Ticketmug.

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
mugGet the Shittin Ticketsmug.

Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020
mugGet the Ticket to Ridemug.

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