Mississippi teabag burner

An example of a horrifying sexual act of which you don't want to know the details, but which you are nonetheless curious about.

Brad and Janet are doing it in the next room, he's probably giving her a Mississippi teabag burner.

by Poppy Appletree June 14, 2016

Colombian Teabag

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016

Strawberry Teabag

When having sex with a female and she's on her period, spice things up by putting your balls in as well, dip them a few times like the velvet chocolate fountain she is, then jump on her face and do like 6 /7 times and dip dip dip in man's face

Dequan was feeling a little freaky last night so I let him Strawberry Teabag me

by MarkPerhaps January 31, 2017

Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously

aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag

by sha333 May 23, 2010

Teabag hangup

When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.

That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.

scrotum
hangup
teabag

by Dirk Diggy July 9, 2011

teabagger

A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.

(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).

Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.

(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.

by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009